Question: Does the lead in your butt outweigh the gold in your investments?

(Posted by: cliffordw hippiefied ol fart on 2009-11-06 13:10:27)

t d's not mine....

Posted by: bodacioius baby on 2009-11-06, 22:11:18

My butt is worth gold my sweet Cliff. But there is a slight crack in my investment.

Posted by: Gerry on 2009-11-06, 13:17:56

Not the lead, the fat

Posted by: mydearsie on 2009-11-06, 13:22:19

No, but I would like to have the gold in my bridgework melted down after I pass away. If it goes any higher than $1000.00 plus per troy ounce, my sons will have something to remember me by.

Posted by: anons_best_friend on 2009-11-06, 13:28:37

Only on tuesday.... when it rains

Posted by: Patti on 2009-11-06, 13:36:29

It's balanced by the gold in my teeth.

Posted by: Lumpy Taters on 2009-11-06, 13:43:24

I would like to think my investments were wholesome. But my hinney is not that big is it?

Posted by: Still Breezey on 2009-11-06, 14:04:15

Hmmm... I know you don't mean me! lol I don't have lead in my butt. I don't have gold in investments either. Even steven. Hahahah!!!

Posted by: Ja'aj on 2009-11-06, 14:10:50

Hey, C.W.! heh ... it's about even... ... ( that is not lead; FYI - it's resistance.) ;) Lead -0-; Gold -0-; Investments -0- Sub Total - - - 0 - ____________________________ Grand (?) Total - -0- _____________________________ _____________________________ Yup... *sigh* }; >

Posted by: INSTANT KARMA on 2009-11-06, 14:11:24

Yes. And the lead in my right foot outweighs my speeding tickets.

Posted by: wasacon on 2009-11-06, 15:23:14

Well, uh, yeah, I guess so now that you put it that way. Why am I not retired by now!??

Posted by: Robert B on 2009-11-06, 16:20:47

Most certainly,without doubt;surely.

Posted by: teresa m on 2009-11-06, 18:21:57

Yep, you should see my rear and the net in my bank account they do not in anyway match up! My rear weighs a lot more! Especially when I set on it!

Posted by: Grammy(back on) on 2009-11-06, 18:25:47

Oh Clifford you are so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: jd on 2009-11-06, 22:53:15

I'm storing up my treasures in heaven. There isn't time left to save for the future.

Posted by: Nora G on 2009-11-07, 02:03:44

The lead in my butt is all i have

Posted by: Resi on 2009-11-07, 04:03:52

I am and have been called butt less... My Gold Well... My investments certainly out weight me now all 3 of them, and they are good Sons! Lets hope they bring in good returns!

Posted by: RunaS on 2009-11-07, 07:02:15

Probably . Don't know how the lead got there , though . Was someone shooting at my butt ?

Posted by: wyomugs on 2009-11-09, 19:00:47

WHAT investments??? Have a Seasoned day.